A definitive list, currently 148 talking points long (and still growing), was recently brought to my attention. Written in the same vibe as The Art of Manliness, BroBible, Every Day Should Be Saturday, Manofest and Things That Are White Trash, a blog called Bros Like This Site has compiled a list which -- unfortunately perhaps -- describes most young boys/men perfectly.
Listed below is TEC's handpicked top 25 from that bold, illustrious, and perhaps tragic list:
1. Cheerleaders
2. Ultimate Fighting (UFC, Strikeforce, M-1, etc.)
3. Fantasy football
4. Talking about lifting (weights)
5. Blindly hating opposing fans
6. Quoting movies
7. Energy drinks
8. Stories about college parties
9. Events created solely for drinking purposes
10. Talking about how wasted they got
11. Road trips
12. Making fun of tragic celebrity deaths
13. Hating hipsters
14. Giving girls nicknames
15. Arguing about whether a girl is hot
16. Not calling girls when you say you will
17. Making girls cry
18. Birth control not involving condoms
19. Not caring about the environment
20. Loving America
21. Vegas
22. Crashing parties
23. Heckling
24. Throwback jerseys
25. Talking about their dumps (bowel movements, for the less informed)
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