When you're at your best, Britney, nobody's better. And I do mean nobody. But when you're at your worst, my dear... well, that's another matter. But regardless of the now characteristic unpredictability, you will always be my favorite crazy chick.
Meghan McCain should make it official and jump to the other party. Although John's daughter evidently has a lot to say, all anyone really hears when she opens her mouth is, "Blah blah blah ... The Right Wing is too conservative ... blah blah blah ... My dad lost because of Sarah Palin ... blah blah blah ... Obama is awesome ... blah blah blah ... The Tea Party is stupid ... blah blah blah ... My boobs are real ... blah blah blah ... I sold my soul to Satan ... blah blah blah."